Saturday, June 11th, 2005
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1:26 am - I NEED INSPIRATION
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HEY.
so yeah, about that fic...
i need something to go on. my ideas are sporadic and fragmented. i need HELP.
specifically:
LOCATIONS--hospital, apartment, jumbo mart, whatever
TIME--somewhere in the general ER arc
and
SCENARIO--what the hell should go on between these two (and don't say 'sex' because it's not helpful)
okay...
go.
orrrr... give me a title or something.
thanks guys.
--audrey
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Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
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12:25 am
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HEY GUYS.
wow it's been forever.
school, work...
wow.
but. ficcing. i miss it. i miss abby. i miss neela. i miss all of them.
so yeah.
i'll be back.
hope you all are well!
--audrey
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Sunday, March 13th, 2005
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11:55 am
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Just some stuff I've been mulling over, presented to the public for yays, nays, bleahs, right ons and plotline/pairing theivery (not that i expect this to happen--i'm not that arrogant... yet)
FANDOM MENU:
PAIRING: Abby/Neela
ELEMENT: A tumultuous (sp?) relationship between the two. Might be just as good a read as something sweet and idyllic (god, i can't spell) and there is the argument that anger is sexy...
HOOK: Some sort of fight. Abby's got the power. Abby "wears the pants" (as i'm sure we all would suspect, had this been canon)
PAIRING: Female ER Staff/Jackie from Roseanne
ELEMENT: No idea. Something i thought up on the plane, 30,000 feet above the ground, terrified, watching reruns on Jetblue cable tv. Jackie is so damn funny and someone on that ER staff would love her, I just know. I doubt I could pull off her character though... Would take some TV-watching research.
PAIRING: Female ER Staff/Olivia Benson
ELEMENT: Hotness.
HOOK: Who cares? Hotness!
PAIRING: Lustful Jerry
ELEMENT: Jerry's got a crush! I love this guy to death and ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) wizened_cynic just gave me a JerryChallenge, so maybe I'll figure something out...
HOOK: Jerry loses his touch, resulting in ER mainframe chaos and a lot of 'splainin to do.
PAIRING: Abby/Chloe Lewis
ELEMENT: They're both recovering and have both struggled with it. Abby is a professional, Chloe is a lapsed bum trying to make it with a kid in tow. Both are feisty. Could work.
HOOK: Meet in ER. Chloe jibbers nervously. Abby is disturbed by her at first, then intreagued. They meet on the outside, Chloe is tough, cute, flirty, daring. Abby is courted.
PAIRING: Olivia Benson/Maureen Stabler (implied)
ELEMENT: I originally thought 'WTF, mate!" but was hooked when I read a piece someone recced a little while ago... kittenrecs maybe? Gah. I can't remember. Anyway, it was interesting, sweet, etc. Good dynamic potential.
Orright... Fire away!
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Thursday, February 17th, 2005
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2:35 pm
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In which Audrey is an idiot and falls madly and inexplicably in love with her Brit Cinema teacher and manages to act like a moron...
i don't know what happened.
i just... i... gah.
was walking home today and saw HER (prof alloy, the teacher) like RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, chatting with some man friend (damn him!). I waved to her and she smiled back and then i watched to see where they went so i could go THE OTHER WAY but they faked me out and went through the public garden just as i did... at least i was ahead of them. called my best friend to calm down. played the distillers as loud as i possibly could and walked fast... gah. i am such a dork. i think she saw the whole thing from afar and probably thinks i'm some shady drug dealer or a crackpot or something.
oh well.
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Sunday, February 13th, 2005
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10:30 pm
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ugh, i should be posting fics.
instead, i'm slaving away for my stupid boss who likes to stiff me. today i hate her. she is just like everyone else. i wish she would just go away.
i feel like i'm going to cry.
this sucks.
bah.
fic me, someone.
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1:22 pm - because i am pimptastic
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for those of you who might want to read some of my nonfandom stuff, take a gander at rabbitdontrun. it's dedicated to one story at present--ignore the userinfo, it's old.
hooray.
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Friday, February 11th, 2005
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8:55 pm
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siighh... stuck at work with lots of fic-ish thoughts running through my head.
that moment of abby and neela walking down the hallway when abby was babbling on about jake...
crazy bedpan-ness.
listening to sahara hotnights, imagining neela pogoing along and abby walking in on her.
oh this is bad.
someone right me neela!punk fic, puhhleeze.
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12:21 am
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titles, round three.
c'mon guys, whaddaya, skeeeerd? ;)
--Dr. Bodily Harm
--The Bedpan is Not a Toy
--Hazing
--E=MC Scared
--What is Your Major Malfunction?
--Farting Dog
--There's No Such Thing as 'Bonkerser'
--Call Me Ishmael
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Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
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8:36 pm - ABBYNEELA IS BEING READONLY FOR SOME DAMN REASON SO...
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Monday, January 31st, 2005
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1:30 am
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in which Audrey becomes the youngest line editor in America, goes away on business up river and catches a chest cold.
still sick.
someone, someone, anyone...
fic me!...?
i'm so so very ill...
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Saturday, January 29th, 2005
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9:36 pm
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FIC COMING SOON.
promise.
ugh.
just got back from a two-day meeting session up at the boss-lady's house. great, intense, but tiring and i'm sick. so yeah.
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Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
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11:49 pm
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6:55 pm
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saw 'my beautiful laundrette' today in class. was struck by rita wolf, who played young pakistani woman living in london with her family. what a gorgeous, gorgeous woman, looking a bit like dear neela (seems to be a resemblance only in this movie, however) if i daresay so myself. a trip to IMDB later and it turns out wolf's indian AND in "second generation" with our own miss nagra!
see? just a little...
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2:22 am - and oh yeah, cos i'm skilled like that...
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2:21 am - !FIC!
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so i'm giving it a shot.
fuck i should be working on the novel.
fuck it's 2:21 in the morning.
fuck i still have laundry drying.
fuck.
... so here it is. give me props for minnesota research! whoo!
( No Such Name, Part I )
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Tuesday, January 25th, 2005
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7:41 pm
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... just saw the newsradio episode where maura tierney takes off her shirt and stalks through the office... and nearly fell into the computer screen. literally. seriously.
oh, and on a ER fic-ish note, i've got something i want to run by you all. i've had this idea for a while but because of its inherent lameness, i've been hesitant about busting it out. a while back, i read somewhere that there was a bit of speculation over a possible Wyzenski sister--something to do with a guest character by that name. this got me thinking: since Abby's dad skipped out, it's entirely possible that he's got another kid--or two, or three--running around, which could make for an interesting story. but no, i thought to myself, that is too, too too stupid; the long-lost family thing is way played out and usually done in a highly unrealistic manner... only thing is, it really does happen. it happened to a buddy of mine--he met his half-brother and they became good friends and it was quite the dinner table conversation for a while.
so, my question: DO I DO IT?
yes? no?
thoughts please!
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Monday, January 24th, 2005
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11:28 am - stupid stupid life
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in which Audrey loses all of her friends due to her own failings and thus complains about it. on the ficjournal. but whatever.
um... crap.
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Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
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11:01 pm - excerpts from my life
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DEAR EVERYONE (who will not see this note because they do not read this livejournal),
Please, in future, refrain from throwing oversized inflatable amphibians into my room at four thirty in the morning when I am, in fact, asleep. In addition, it would be greatly appreciated if you could suspend all hang-up calls before the hours of twelve o'clock noon. It would also be extremely helpful if you would keep all residual pissyness when said reptile is not returned to you in the timely manner you so desire to yourselves.
Let it be hereby known that I will be closing and locking my door to the general public between midnight and whenever it is that I decide--on my own terms--that I will be waking up.
Yours sincerely,
Audrey Cohen
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just had to get that out.
anyone wanna cheer me up with fic?
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12:56 am
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oh man.
i'm listening to my english music again.
i think if neela sang, she'd sing like bill jones--only the accents don't quite match. bill's is a bit rougher, while neela's is smooth and refined. nagra had to slide it down a notch, i think, for BiLB.
everyone rush out and download bill jones' verison of "Lovers Ghost." it's off her Two Years Winter album. oh, i love her so.
haha, i think abby would sing like the donnas... does m. tierney sing? i've often wondered this.
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Friday, January 21st, 2005
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11:04 pm - fuck fuckity fuck
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buggerbuggerbuggerbuggerbugger!
I AM AN IDIOT!
i just wrote this entire abby/neela thing for kennedyismyhero and was so close to being done when i thought 'hell, i'd better copy/paste this thing into Word and save it" and... instead of hitting control-A i hit... CONTROL Q.
THE ENTIRE THING IS GONE.
FUCK ASS BOLLOCKS.
i really think i am going to cry. really really really really. this sucks tons and tons and i have to do it all over again. FUCK.
the end.
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